Nausea! There you are. How I've missed you so.
I wish you came with me to Palm Springs when I decided to eat an entire bag of Jelly Beans followed by Cadbury Chocolate Eggs (we are NOT talking single serving sizes either).
Or if only you had been around when I decided to drink my weight on Monday...maybe I wouldn't have felt so bad on Tuesday had you been around and helped with some sort of purge.
But instead, I ate HUGE sandwich called a "hot Richard" on Tuesday in feeble attempt to feel better from absurd consumption on Monday. I could have used you then too.
The only drawback is the actual anxiety that inspires my otherwise delightful relationship with you, nausea...luckily there is wine and melatonin for that.
Let's stick together for awhile.
Yours Truly (and conjoined at the hip for now...)
M&N
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment