Before I forget....

Before I forget the rest of the weekend's consumption (or at least the consumption that I haven't forgotten due to OVER consumption...) I thought I'd get a diary up before either Miss Mc or FLIMH distract me with their own shenanigans. I'll keep this brief, though I'm not sure that brevity makes me look any better...

Saturday:
Brunch with the ladies - including but not limited to:
2 toasted baguettes (that's whole baguettes, not girly slices)
2 pitchers of mimosas (pitchers look HUGE when the bevie is opaque)
countless cups of coffee

Brunch seemed to stave off the hangover... at least long enough to suit up for a walk (CARDIO!!!) on a brisk afternoon.

As usual the "CARDIO!" led straight to more consumption. (oops)
2 glasses of Sauv Blanc
1 (not two!) baskets of chips and salsa courtesy of Cactus...

The walk home led to hunger pains (slogging uphill's a bitch that way) which resulted in picking up dinner ON THE WAY.
2 quarts of soup
1 (not 2!) giant loaf of french bread, beer and some salad fixin's.

Firmly planted on the couch, the boy and I managed to consume both quarts of soup, the ENTIRE loaf of bread and most of the beer. Which obviously left no room for the salad.

figures.

SUNDAY!

after waking up I did my lunges and headed to the barn to teach some lessons. which doesn't involve a lot, but I do usually walk around in circles while I teach, so that's better than nothing, right? oh, but I stopped at starbucks for coffee on my way and stumbled onto some coffee cake by accident. oops.

once home, the decision was made to go to the car show (wha? how's THAT for branching out), which led quickly to beers afterward, followed by a GIGANTIC order of thai food to pick up on our way home.

I've discovered that restaurants reliably include at least twice the number of utensils that I require. I think that's a red flag, but secretly I hoard the extraneous chopsticks and plastic forks should the event arise that I ever DON'T finish my food in one sitting and actually need a second set for leftovers the next day. It could happen... someday. Maybe...