ahh. My Edward...or Bill? Definitely Bill.

SO...I've been seeing this lovely gentleman for a couple months now. Over the course of this courtship there are some interesting factoids (as always of course) that have been unearthed:

1. He LOVES cashmere (this is a good thing)

2. He kinda hates puppies (really?)

3. He thinks I have nice forearms (I have NO idea what to do with that one)

4.He HATES garlic: wait: what?!?

SO, Gingham and I were discussing #4 over some wine last night (as she witnessed him practically huck a forkful of garlic mashed potatoes across a room). Who doesn't like garlic?!? oh that's right, VAMPIRES.

Which led to a discussion of my activities with him and the viability of the fact that he may actually be a vampire. The list is rather compelling and goes as follows:

1. As mentioned above...he HATES garlic.

2. We almost exclusively meet up after 10 pm. and when I have seen him in the day he is typically unwell and looking particularly pasty.

3. Rather systematically he "goes away" for 3 to 5 day periods whereby we have little to no contact (umm...is he hunting?! i think so...for HUMAN BLOOD)

4. He drives a very pretty, nice, new, luxury automobile

5. His family is a total mystery. I vaguely know that they may be "old money." Dear Magic Eight-Ball: "Like Transylvania old?" Outlook Good.

6. Literally, every time we have been out to eat he gets violently ill afterwards. And we aren't going to Taco Trucks and sketchy joints. And, I've yet to get sick (my stomach isn't exactly made of steel) Maybe it's because "human" food isn't really his thing?! I think so.

7. Strength. He's strong. Like super human strong. Like pick me up strong (I'm no feather..well, maybe to him). Like break the bed strong (see previous post: wheels fall off)

8. I've seen where he works (one night after dinner (pre-sickness), obvi) and there are NO windows. Coincidence? I think not.

Now, I'm not typically much of one for fanfare, but Twilight and True Blood have truly cornered a little real estate in my heart and provided a soft spot for said vampires. Even so, I think I'm still smitten with my vampire-boy...for now.